Galloping Across Hyrule Field

Yesterday i was playing Zelda and i was riding my horse across Hyrule Field. The wind was in my face and it felt good. I really like that game and i have beaten Ganondorf, he is the antagonist/villan and i destroyed him because i rule

Not Cheating on My Assignments

Some people accuse me of cheating on my assignments in some class called web page design. But the truth is i didnt really cheat i just borrowed some work without permission and used it as my own. But really i don't know how i got caught because i was just done earlier than everyone, i just think i am discriminated against because i wear glasses and have a dog named luke skywalker.

this is me

Just be amazed because this really is me. I was once a black man named Michal Jordan and i played basketball. Ya im hardcore.

Action shot

This is a sick action shot of me. I can dominate Middle Earth. I really enjoy slaying beasts of Middle Earth.

to my friends

i would like to thank my close friends for following my blog it really means so much to me and is gratefull to my heart a cant express how much this means to me

Not going to class

Sometimes when i don't go to class i go home and play Call of Duty or go to Burger King and get some breakfast for a few hard earned dollars. Sometimes i just don't come because i feel bullied and scared of my classmates.

Other times when i dont come its merely because i am grappeling with thor and beating his head in with a mallet but since he is a god he just never dies.

Playing Gold Miner

When i come to this class i just get my work done real fast and then go and play Gold Miner because it is entertaining and enjoyable and time conusming. When im not playing Gold Miner i like to eat and sleep and not go to class. But i will expound on that in the next post.

Looking at Kyler

Sometimes i enjoy looking at Kyler and imagining him dying. Haha not really:) I actually just play gold miner all the time and tend to not look at him very much. IT'S SO FUN!

A day in the life of Slapcracker

My day always consists of waking up in the morning then playing some b-ball with my idol Larry Bird and my good friend John Stockton. then after i waste them we all go out to get a Mcgriddle and throw shiz at people. Then I go to school and have a full period taught by Megan Fox where we just make out for the whole time becase the class is called "Make Out 101"
 After school i throw the javalin like a billion feet and kill some deer with it.

Brushing my teeth

Right now im brushing my teeth and listening to Taylor Swift because i just ate some waffles and i had penutbutter on them. Sometimes i brush my teeth with my left had and sometimes with my right.