A day in the life of Slapcracker

My day always consists of waking up in the morning then playing some b-ball with my idol Larry Bird and my good friend John Stockton. then after i waste them we all go out to get a Mcgriddle and throw shiz at people. Then I go to school and have a full period taught by Megan Fox where we just make out for the whole time becase the class is called "Make Out 101"
 After school i throw the javalin like a billion feet and kill some deer with it.